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Great White Shark Attack 1.2 meg, 4.5meg,
Items or Less Michael Rapaport is the express-lane enforcer at your
neighborhood grocery store.
A.M. Open All Night A hopeless romantic spills his guts over a cup
A man discovers who he really is through markings behind his ear.
Interview with Spike Jonze What makes Spike Jonze tick?
Critic The Web is the only place film critic Jay Sherman can still
find a job?
If You Do Is it possible to break all Ten Commandments in one day?
Follow a boy's meteoric football career -- sans pigskin and pads.
Trinket-Maker United Kingdom | 7:54 | Paul Daley Wendell's
home in the clouds is unusual and beautiful, as are the fascinating
objects he creates, but his is a lonely existence. When a chance
encounter seems to offer him an earthier alternative, Wendell is faced
with a dilemma. Should he dare put his feet on the ground?
and Fall United States | 5:48 | Ryan O'Phelan An escapist
hallucination turns into a nightmare when a housewife's husband returns
home after a bad day at work. Dinner becomes the catalyst for a fight
and in the darkness of her bedroom the woman asks her imaginary
butterfly friends to whisk her away from the futile existence.
Greetings United States | 3:53 An impish trick-or-treater
ding-dongs from house to house. He hops hither and dither, scrounging
for gummies and chocolates. But where art thou soccer mom? And who is
that stranger in the shadows?
Doctors of Borneo, Episode #1 United States | :56 Who knows what
evil lurks in the heart of Portland, Oregon? Webster Colcord knows.
This Pacific Northwest clay animator has cranked out one strange little
short about life at the freak factory.
Doctors of Borneo, Episode III, In this episode, a skeleton tries
to watch some TV only to be interrupted by his growing addiction to the
Doctors of Borneo, Episode XXIV United States | :30 | Webster
Colcord Part of the continuing series of tiny shorts, the Mad
Doctors of Borneo is both delightfully twisted and incredibly
entertaining. Eventually, these short films will link up sequentially
into a larger story about a chaotic lab filled with interesting
creatures and madcap experiments. In this episode, the mad doctor
himself takes a break from his failed experiments to examine some of
his old handiwork in his collection of oddities and mutations.
for Governor! United States | 1:15 | Gregg & Evan Spiridellis We've
just uncovered what some political insiders believe to be Arnold's
first attempt at a campaign ad! And while the networks may be afraid to
show it, we're not ready to say hasta la vista to this revealing look
at the brawny actor-turned-statesman's political platform. Don't miss
the hilarious spoof that puts the barbarian king on the road to
California's gubernatorial mansion!
Hussein United States | 2:04 | Dominic Tocci It often seems
like there are hundreds of him running around, but the U.S. just wants
to catch one! Now you can catch Saddam yourself in this dope breakdown
of Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady," rewritten for America's most-wanted
Gangsta Rap United States | 3:00 Audience Award Winner,
Star Wars Fan Film Awards! Elite members of the cast of Star Wars prove
that they are all natural-born homey g's.
from the Moon: Chapter 1: Moon Rocket United States | 4:35 | M.J.
Butler When it was made, Radar Men from the Moon probably
grabbed the attention of kids and adults fascinated by the space age.
Fast forward 50 years and it wouldn't be all that entertaining. Of
course, strip out the original dialog, replace it with a hilarious new
voiceover and you've the got the makings of hours of gut-busting
comedy. Don't miss this gem!
Pink Five United States | 4:30 | Trey Stokes
Ever wonder how the Rebel Alliance would have fared if a Valley Girl
was at the controls of an X-wing fighter during the daring raid on the
Death Star? Now you can answer the troubling questions that arise from
this very concept! Don't miss the comedic short that won the coveted
George Lucas Selects Award in the 2003 Star Wars Fan Film Awards.
In the Mirror of the Sky Mexico | 10:00 |
Carlos Salces A small boy fantasizes about catching an airplane he sees
reflected in the water. One day he finally does catch the plane, and
discovers that not everything is meant to be caught.
Nose Hair Nose Hair United States | 6:14 Nose
Hair is an exercise in how much emotion, humor, and sex can be wrought
from one single line. This epic battle between a man and his nasal
follicle escalates to world-war proportions. THIS IS GREAT
In God We Trust United States | 16:35 | Jason Reitman
As Robert reads the words "In God We Trust" on a quarter, he is
pulverized by a speeding truck. Upon his arrival in purgatory, Robert
learns he is going to hell because he mowed the word asshole into his
neighbor's lawn, shipped a box of vomit to his ex-girlfriend, and
didn't get enough points in general. However, fate gives Robert a
second chance and he escapes back to Earth. Now, he must score the
points necessary to gain entry into heaven or die trying as the minions
of purgatory use everything they've got to to stop him.
Intelligent Life United States | 6:20 | Jeff
Spoonhower Does intelligent life exist? A clumsy robot, a ship full of
micro aliens, and a troupe of showbiz clams have the answer! Catch all
the Best of Fest films and get the inside scoop from the festival
Shoes Off! Canada | 13:00 | Mark Sawers Stuart, a
timid 31-year-old bachelor, is inspired to break out of his monotonous
existence by a mysterious woman and her beautiful black boots. He
crashes a stuffy cocktail party in order to meet her, but gets kicked
out after an incident involving shish kabobs and red wine. Left with no
other options, he faces his fears and acts boldly. It is then that he
discovers that the way to a woman's heart is through her shoes.
24-Seven United States | 8:00 | Sean Cooney Raji, an East Indian convenience store owner,
conspires to fool people into thinking that he is a yokel from the old
country. In reality, he is as American as Lincoln. The
turban-and-accent routine is only to fool the public into thinking that
they're silly and harmless. In reality, they have a much more sinister
The Last Real Cowboys United States | 12:00 |
Jeff Lester Old-time wranglers try to hold onto the days when men were
stupid enough to stand back-to-back, take ten paces and then kablam!
It's cowboy souffle all over the tavern floor! Billy Bob Thornton stars
in this whimsy Western.
Joy Meal United States | 7:00 | Mathijs Geijskes
Dining can be boring. Of course if you're anything like Anna and Jack,
excitement is always around the corner. Watch as Anna and Jack spice up
their meal with a remarkable game.
Beauty and the Bike United States | 8:51 | Joseph
Dembner Beauty and the Bike is the tale of a young boy named Bobby and
his favorite childhood possession -- his bicycle. When it is stolen,
Bobby must come to terms with what truly matters to him about his bike,
and indeed his life.
Stop Thief! United States | 6:21 | Sean Macaulay We
do a variety of things for love. We put ourselves in harms way, give
until it hurts, and offer protection both real and imagined. One man
takes this tenet to heart and runs across Los Angeles to prove what he
will do in the name of love.
White Bits United Kingdom | 4:00 | Alex Jovy
Everyone has a price and stunning English beauty Tracey isn't above
flashing her assets for quick cash.
Come scare the daylight out of a kid!
The Little Ninja Explore the world of the Little Ninjai!
Summer Catch a wave with God's son!
Arsonist's Riddle Discover the keys to the arsonist's riddle!
Appetites Ask not for whom the noodle tolls!
Bug me". - Bug Vaudeville. Animated cartoon.
Boss". - Every secretary's revenge. Animated cartoon with
interactive buttons to act out aggression.
Man". - Too hot to contain himself. Animated short.
A Shockwave show. Do the pre-show trivia.
.- A fun Shockwave game.
Dancing Cow". is an amusing movie short. Atom Films.
"Gary The Rat".
Kelsey Grammer' s Uptown rodent .
Lee's Evil Clone". Stan is creator of Marvel Comics.
Comforts". - DON'T MISS THIS ONE! YOU MUST REGISTER
at Atom Film as an Insider, or you will only see a short preview. Atom
Cute animation using junk lying around. Atom Films.
A Star Wars couch potato. Atom Films.
A clay animation, earned an Oscar nomination for Best Animated Short in
1997. It's cute. Atom Films.
Indescribable Nth". Oscar nominee, Oscar Moore creates this magical
mystery of the heart. Atom Films.
One day, Luke Skywalker's son asked him about the birds and the bees.
To Stop Smoking". offers creative smoking "cures" such as - wear a
heat seeking missile hat, hire a sumo wrestler to jump on your head.
- Drama in Dream World. Atom Films.
- It's a 4 minute action thriller from Australia. Atom Films.
Out". Roommates fight over the color of their sole lightbulb, and
reach a strange compromise.
Mere Existence: "Sir". Lev finds that grooming can transform the
Mere Existence: "What If". Lev musing on the possibilities of
alternative life choices.
Mere Existence: "TV". Without TV, would we know out about loony
Mere Existence with "Beard". Lev musing on the possibilities of
alternative life choices.
Mere Existence: "Branding". Madison Avenue rules Lev's every waking
Mere Existence: "Cigarettes". Lev lists his nicotine heroes in this
ode to the love of smoking.
Mere Existence: "Eskimo". Lev goes out on the town with a special
Mere Existence: Evolution". If origami requires opposable thumbs,
explain origami salesmen.
Nearing death, old man decides to pass down his magical storytelling
Happens Again". First off, this guy should definitely stop taking
his son on outings. Perhaps they should avoid all possible frustrations
by staying home and taking a nap. Or something like that.
This claymated romp begins when Uranus threatens to pull the apart the
Enterprise. The captain must keep her aloft amidst fifty-foot
tractoroids, a sado-masochistic doctor, a sex-starved crew, and a
pants-stealing Ken doll.
Wars USA | 1:19 Action-Thriller Animation Collection Comedy Sci-Fi
Synopsis: In this lampoon of your favorite prequel, The Franchise
Menace gets the best of the citizens of Tatooine - and for that matter
- Earth. No merchandising dollar is left unspent when the franchise
calls the shots.
(Shark) Germany | 19:59 Comedy Extreme International.
Synopsis: Finishing dinner in a nearly empty restaurant, the waiter
wants to kick this lonely diner out to make room for a private party.
He doesn’t want to go out into the rain, so he says he’ll leave when
the first guests arrive. He orders coffee, puts some cream in it, and
that’s when things go haywire! He sees a shark in his coffee. It’s
gotta be the cream. Now he decides he needs to protect the patrons of
the restaurant, while the waiter just wants to get rid of him.
SICK: Bad Ass Meter Maid (Pedestrian Violations) USA | 4:49
Collection Comedy Extreme Synopsis: Our bad-ass meter man has turned
his spiteful and bilious eye toward the unsuspecting pedestrians of
Beverly Hills. Prepare for some serious smacking down.
SICK: Bad Ass Meter Maid (Parking Violations) USA | 4:21 Collection
Comedy Extreme - Synopsis: An actor playing the part of a lunatic meter
maid (man?) is set loose on an unsuspecting populace, and puts some
drivers through some big-time bewilderment.
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