Cool WAVs, Movie WAVs, Top 75 Music List of
my
favorite tunes.
Have HAL, Clint, Jack, Wayne, Bruce, Bugs, and others be your windows
sounds.
by Magic Mike Magic Mike's Home Page
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the password this week is: fun to protect bandwave theft.
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To Play, click on a link. To
save, right click on the link
and choose Save Target As.You can select these as custom
sounds for all
your computer functions.
(I use all the HAL 9000 voices and C3Po)
Save them in any folder and you can go to Start
Button/Settings/Control
Panel/Sounds. You chose which sound you want for each control
program
event. You can also browse to sound wav's in other folders for a sound.
There is a button that plays the sound in preview. Then save your
sound
scheme.
You can make as many sound schemes for your computer as you
want.
This is the G rated Sounds Page suitable for people under 18
years
of
age.
To go to the adult page, that contains dialogue from movies
that are rated R for explicit language, click
here. You MUST be 18 years or older.
Clicking means you accept the terms on your honor.Brad Pitt's mind trip in "12
Monkeys". 12
monkeys theory -2001: A Space Odyssey
HAL (Douglas Rain): The
9000-series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000-computer
has
ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any
practical
definitions of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. HAL (Douglas Rain): Good
evening, Dave.
HAL (Douglas Rain): I
enjoy working with people. HAL (Douglas Rain): That's
a completely reliable figure. HAL (Douglas Rain): I'm
sorry for the delay.
HAL (Douglas Rain): I've
just picked up a fault in the A-E-35 unit.
HAL (Douglas Rain): It's
puzzling. I don't think I have ever seen anything quite like this before.
HAL (Douglas Rain): This
sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to
human
error. HAL (Douglas Rain): Sorry
about this. I know it's a bit silly.
HAL (Douglas Rain): I
can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to
sit
down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
HAL (Douglas Rain): I'm
sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
HAL (Douglas Rain): This
conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye. HAL (Douglas Rain): I
know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid
that's
something I cannot allow to happen. HAL (Douglas Rain): I
feel better now. I really do.HAL (Douglas Rain): I
am a HAL 9000 computer. HAL (Douglas Rain): My
mind is going. Absolute Power
Clint Eastwood: "You
made a mistake, that was entirely unacceptable." Airplane! (Flying High)
Hays: Nielsen: "Surely
you can't be serious?" "I am serious and don't call me Shirely."Airline
Spoof - very funny.Apollo 13
Gene Kranz (Ed Harris): Failure
is not an option.
As Good As It Gets
Helen Hunt: Do
you
understand me? You crazy fuck!
Melvin (Jack Nicholson): Sell
crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Melvin (Jack Nicholson): What
if this is as good as it gets? Austin Powers
(Mike Myers): You've
got mail baby, yeah!
Dr.Evil (Mike Myers): I'm
the head of an evil organization, I don't share, ok? You frickin' idiot.
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): You've
got frickin' mail. Austin Powers 1-2 (1997/99)
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Throw
me a freakin' bone here.
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): You
know, I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with
freakin'
laser beams attached to their heads!
Seth Green: It's no
hassle.
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Seth Green: But. . Dr. Evil (Mike Myers):
Shh!
Seth Green: Um. . Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Seth Green: All I'm
sayin.
. Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Seth Green: They're gonna get awa. . Dr.
Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Seth Green: I. . Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Seth
Green: I'm just. . Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Seth Green: We. . Dr.
Evil
(Mike Myers): Shh! Seth Green: Would. . Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh!
Knock
knock. Seth Green: Whose there? Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Seth Green:
Look. . Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Shh! Let me tell you a little story
about
a man named Shh! Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive
shh!
Just know I have a whole bag of shhh! with your name on it.
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): W
w w dot shh! dot com dot org.Babylon 5
Bruce Boxleightner: You
just committed a fatal error. There is nothing we can do for you. Batman
The Joker/Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson): This
town needs an enema! The Joker/Jack Napier (Jack
Nicholson): Tell
me something, my friend. Ever danced with the devil in the pale
moonlight? Bug's Life,
A Hopper (Kevin Spacey) - Are
you saying I'm stupid? "No. " "Do I look stupid, to you?'Bugs Bunny What's
dis? A Letter, for me! - (make this your mail notification sound in
Settings/Control panel/Sound.)Cape Fear
Claude Kersek, Private Investigator (Joe Don Baker): I
don't wanna see ya, I don't wanna hear ya and I don't wanna smell ya.
Now
leave.Con Air
Steve Busemi: "Define
irony - bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a
band
that died in an airplane."Cool Hand Luke
Captain, Road Prison 36 (Strother Martin): "What
we've got here is failure to communicate."Dirty Harry
Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): You
could ask your self a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk!Dirty Harry
(Clint Eastwood): "Go
ahead, make my day." Earthworm Jim: What
do you mean invalid parameters!? 9000 gigs of RAM and it can't even
answer
a error.?Fargo
Steve Buscemi: I'm
not gonna debate you Jerry. William H. Macy: Okay.
Steve Buscemi: I'm
not gonna sit here and debate.
Steve Buscemi: No,
first
thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a.. that's a fountain
of conversation, man. That's a geyser, I mean wow daddy, stand back man.Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller: You're
still
here? It's over, go home. Full Metal Jacket "You're
so ugly you could be a modern-art-masterpiece!" Full Metal Jacket
Highlander
Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery): You
have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you've
no knowledge whatsoever of your potential. Horse Feathers Professor Wagstaff
(Groucho Marx): You've
got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid
of
it. Long Kiss Goodnight, The
Mitch Henessey (Sam L. Jackson): "Ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Don't give me attitude, sir."
Mitch Henessey (Sam L. Jackson): "I'm
always frank and ernest with women. In New York I'm Frank, in Chicago
I'm
Ernest. Hehehe." Man on the Moon
Andy Kaufman (Jim Carrey): Here
I come to save the daaaay!
Andy Kaufman (as Tony Clifton) (Jim Carrey): I
need this place like I need shotgun blast to the face! Men in Black
Tommy Lee Jones: I
am just a figment of your imagination. *memory erasing sound* Midnight Run
Jack Walsh (Robert De Niro): If
you don't co-operate you're gonna suffer from fistophobia. Monsters, Inc. Randall Boggs (Steve
Buscmi): Shhh!
Do you hear that? It's the winds of change.
Monthy Python - Graham Chapman: Your
type really makes me puke! You vacuous coffee-nosed pervert.Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Eric Idle: *sound
of
an arrow hitting* Message for you, sir. Negotiator, The
Danny Roman (Sam L. Jackson): Never
say no to a hostage-taker, it's in the manual.
Danny Roman (Sam L. Jackson): Ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Don't give me attitude, sir. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Randle Patrick McMurphy (Jack Nicholson): Get
out of my way, son. You're using my oxygen, you know what I mean?
Randle Patrick McMurphy (Jack Nicholson): But
I tried, didn't I goddamnit, at least I did that. Pulp Fiction
Sam L. Jackson: Hamburgers!
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Sam L. Jackson: Mmm!
This is a tasty burger.
Sam L. Jackson: Big
Kahuna burger!
Sam L. Jackson: Please,
continue. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished? Well, allow me to
retort.
Resevior Dogs
"Joe, trust me on
this. You've made a mistake." Simpsons
Bart: Hi man.
Homer: Doh!
Homer: Hello!
Homer: No time
for
that now, the computer's starting.
Homer: Can I go
now?
Homer: Ooh, it
didn't
work!
Homer: To start
press
any key. Where's the Any key?
Homer: Welcome
to
the Internet, my friend. How can I help you? Seven
John Doe (Kevin Spacey): Tell
me, what was the indisputable evidence, you were going to use on me,
right
before I walked up to you and put my hands in the air! Starship Troopers
female comp-voice: Your
transmission has been terminated. Star Wars
3-CPO: Hello sir,
I am
C3PO - Human-cyber-relations.
3-CPO: Don't
get technical
with me.
3-CPO: Please
don't
deactivate me.
3-CPO: What a
desolate
place this is.
3-CPO: All systems have been alerted to your
presence,
sir. Taxi Driver
Travis Blickle (Robert De Niro): You
talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell
else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. The Terminator
T800 (Arnold Schwarzenegger): I'll
be back. The Untouchables "Don't
wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what
does
happen.Total Recall
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I
feel like I was meant for something more than this. I want to do
something
with my life. I want to be somebody.True Romance
Vincenzo Coccotti (Christopher Walken): I'm
the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you'll tell the
angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified
as you did in the face of the man who killed you. Wag the Dog
Conrad Brean (Robert De Niro): Can
we go now, please, people. A good plan today is better than a perfect
plan
tomorrow. Wayne's World
Mike Myers: Denied! Wizard of Oz
Dorothy (Judy Garland): Toto,
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch): I'm
melting! You've Got Mail
Tom Hanks: You've
got mail. Magic Mike's Favorite 150 songs.
"City
Of New Orleans (Good Morning America)." Arlo Guthrie -
Freight
Train Blues - Roy Acuff
Good fiddle work. I'm Movin' On - Hank Snow
Wabash
Cannonbal - Hank Snow
Blue Moon -
Marcels
Sweet
Home Alabama - Lynerd Skinnard
A Little Bit Of Soap - The Jarmels.
Baby I'm Yours - Barbara Lewis.
Good
Old Rock & Roll - Cat Mother and the All Night News Boys.
Groovin' - The Rascals.
My Guy - Mary Wells.
Walk On By - Dione Warwick.
Since I don't have You - The Skyliners.
When a Man Loves a Woman - Percy Sledge.
Rock and Roll is Here to Stay - Danny and the Juniors.
Tossing and Turning - Bobby Lewis.
Since I fell for You - Lenny Welch.
Dancing In The Street - Martha Reeves and the Vandellas.
Angel Baby - Rosie & the Originals.
As Time Goes By.
Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton.
House-cleaning-blues - Betty Boop.
How-Do-You-Do Boop-Oop-A-Doop - Betty Boop.
Mad As Hell - from Network.
Daffylaugh.
Mr. Pig.
Sorry. - John
Cleese
from A Fish Named Wanda.
Tonight, I celebrate my love.
Dream
No Ordinary Love .
Tennessee Waltz.
Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye.
You Made Me So Very Happy .
All You Need Is Love - Beatles
Moon Dance - Van Morrison
The First Time Ever - Roberta Flack.
I love you. You complete me .
This conversation serves no purpose, goodbye, .
Bolero - Ravel.
Burn - Elvis Presley.
Marie - Elvis Presley.
Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers.
Killing me softly with his song - Roberta Flack.
Don't Worry Be Happy.
Suspicion - Elvis Presley.
Al Green - Ain't No Sunshine When
She's Gone".
Allman Brothers Band - "Jessica."
Bachman Turner Overdrive - "Taking Care Of Business."
Beatles - "A Day In The Life."
Blind Faith - "Do what you like."
Bob Dylan - "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall."
Bob Dylan - "All Along the Watchtower."
Bob Dylan - "Everybody Must Get Stoned."
Bob Dylan - "Stuck Inside Of Mobile With Memphis Blues Again."
Bob Dylan- "Positively 4th street."
Bob Dylan - "Talkin New York".
Bob Seeger - "Old Time Rock and Roll."
Creedance Clearwater - "Suzie Q."
Carol King - "Feel The Earth Move".
Cream - "Sunshine Of Your Love".
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young - "Judy Blue Eyes".
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young - "Woodstock".
Dave Bromberg - "Sharon".
Dave Brubeck Quartet - "Blue Rhonda A La Turk".
Dave Brubeck Quartet - "Take Five."
Dave Mason - "Can't Stop Worrying, Can't Stop Loving."
Dave Mason - "Feelin' Alright."
Dave Mason - "Look At You, Look At Me."
Dave Mason - "Only You Know And I Know."
Dave Mason - "Shouldn't Have Took More Than You Gave."
Dave Mason - "World In Changes."
Deep Purple - "Highway Star."
Dr. John - "Right Place, Wrong Time".
Deep Purple - "Smoke On The Water."
Duke Ellington - "Satin Doll."
Duke Ellington - "Take the A Train."
Elvis Presley - "Blue Moon Of Kentucky."
Elvis Presley - "Suspicion."
Eric Burden & The Animals- "Monterey."
Fleetwood mac - "Future Games ."
Fleetwood Mac - "Morning Rain."
Fleetwood Mac - "Woman of a Thousand Years."
Frank Sinatra - "As Time Goes By."
George Gershwin - "Rhapsody in Blue."
George Thorogood - "Hot Rod Lincoln".
Glenn Miller - "Moonlight serenade."
Golden Earring - "Radar Love."
Grateful Dead - "Scarlet Begonias."
Grateful Dead - "US Blues."
Greg Allman - "Midnight Rider."
Hank Snow - "Movin' On".
Huey Lewis - "I Want A New Drug."
Huey Lewis and the News - "Heart of Rock n' Roll."
It's A Beautiful Day - "White Bird."
Jimmy Cliffe - "Many Rivers To Cross."
Jimmy Cliffe - "The Harder They Come."
Jimmy Durante - "Young At Heart."
John Mayall - "California"
Joni Mitchell - "Big Yellow Taxi."
Joni Mitchell - "Free Man In Paris".
Joni Mitchell - "Twisted."
Joni Mitchell - "Court And Spark".
Johnny Mathis - "Chances Are".
Kinks - "Lola".
Led Zepplin - "Dazed And Confused."
Led Zepplin - "Whole Lotta Love."
Led Zepplin - "Ramble On."
Led Zepplin - "You Shook Me."
Little Feat - "Old Folks' Boogie."
Little Feat - "O Atlanta".
Little Feat - "Spanish Moon."
Little Feat - "Triple Face Boogie."
Otos Redding - "Dock Of The Bay".
Otis Redding - "When A Man Loves A Woman".
Marty Robbins - "El Paso".
Marty Robbins - "Streets Of Laredo".
Neil Young - "Southern Man".
Men At Work - "Who Can It Be Now".
Patsy Kline - "Craszy".
Peter gabriel - "In Your Eyes".
Paul Simon - "Lincoln Duncan."
Pink Floyd - "Meddle (complete album)."
Quicksilver Messenger Service - "Mona."
Rolling Stones - "Can't You Hear Me Rod Knocking." "Midnight
Rambler"
Rod Stewart - "Every Picture tells A Story".
Rolling Stones - "Midnight Rambler."
Roy Acuff - Freight Train Blues".
Savoy Brown - "Louisiana Blues."
Savoy Brown - "Street Corner Talkin'."
SeaTrain - "I'm
Willin."
SeaTrain - "Orange
Blossom Special."
Spencer Davis Group - "I'm A Man".
Steely Dan - "Any Major Dude Will Tell You."
Steely Dan - "Bodhissattva."
Steely Dan - "Don't Take Me Alive."
Steely Dan - "FM."
Steely Dan - "Hey 19."
Steely Dan - "Rikki Don't Lose That Number".
Stray Cats - "Stray Cat Strut".
Sugarloaf - "Green Eyed Lady."
Talking Heads - "Burning Down The House".
Talking Heads - "Take Me To The River."
Tom Petty - "Learning To Fly."
Traffic - "The Low Spark of High-Healed Boys."
Traveling Wilburys - "End of the Line."
U-2 - "I still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For".
Van Morrison - "And It Stoned Me."
Van Morrison - "Dancing In The Moonlight."Van Morrison - "Into
the Mystic." Van Morrison - "Moondance."
Van Morrison - "Wild Night."
Ventures - "Ghost Riders In The Sky."
Viscounts - "Harlem Nocturne."
Woody Herman - "Blues in the Night."
Young Rascals - "Groovin".
Youngbloods - "Darkness Darkness."
Zombies - "She's Not There".
Zombies - "Time Of The Season".
ZZ Top - "Waitin' For The Bus/Jesus Just Left From Chicago".
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